So Much For That

Yet another attempt to get some money for my books fell through. Which, I'm sorry to say, is about what I expected. In retrospect, it does look like I should have retitled it Weird Undead Trojan Space Invaders In the Machine, though actually cramming in the words "zombie" or "vampire" might have been even better.*

Sales numbers on the space cat short story suggest I should have named that one Green Alien VS Fuzzy Predator or some similar trademark rip-off. Explicitly X-rated sex scenes would have helped, too.

Over the years, a lot of people encouraged me to keep writing. I know they meant well, and I do appreciate that; but I wish they hadn't.

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* Now I'm seriously considering doing a Kindle edition with that title just to see WTF happens. I think that's what they call hitting rock bottom and breaking out the pickaxe.

Bear SI NULLUS UMOR, FORNICARI EIS