Keene, You Might As Well Pack It In

When the Union Leader, bastion of hardcore, police state-loving Republicanism, thinks your plan to equip your Junior Commando Assault Squad Ladies Auxiliary with its own armored Urban Assault Vehicle is this stupid and ridicule-worthy, you should really admit thatb you crammed your collectiv heads a little too far up your asses:

The BearCat's bulletproof shell would have offered great protection against herds of bull moose rocketed downriver by raging flood waters. Also, it keeps out black flies, as long as the windows are rolled up. [...] Have the hippies and breast-bearing pot smokers begun hiding rocket-propelled grenade launchers in their guitar cases? What prowls the maple-lined avenues of Keene to spook its police officers so?

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